Chef Boyardee is like cat food. It comes out of a can, costs around the same, and takes little effort.

At 2:25 a.m. it makes a lot of sense. After a joint and finishing a shift at midnight it’s about what I can do.

The taste is, well, what it is. I add a Jerk sauce to make it taste like something. PC memories of Montego Bay sauce, smothers anything in spices. Makes Boyardee taste like some effort was put in.

That, or maybe I just ate a can of Fancy Feast.

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